Let's set the scene...-----INT. Pre s room at the Edward Brandon McCarthy Jersey Jones Dome DayA glum, mustachioed man sits at a podium bearing the logo of the . He looks out at the crowd of reporters facing him and (probably) sighs deeply. He is JEFF FISHER, the for-some-reason-not-all-that-embattled head coach of the St. Louis Rams, a team that has compiled a record of 24-35-1 in his nearly four seasons in charge. Fisher starts to speak but is cut off by a REPORTER.The latest from SportsLineREPORTER"We're about out of questions." ( )JEFF FISHER "You know what, the coach is almost out of answers. My responsibility is to say, 'Hey, I'm going to get this thing fixed.' We're not efficient on offense. We have got too many good players, we have got guys that can produce, an outstanding running back, a dynamic receiver and we are starting to get a little bit better on the offensive line. So we're going to keep working, but it has to get better. It's not good. Deion Sanders Jersey "----Any time a coach describes himself as "almost out of answers," things are probably not going all that well. And for the Rams, they certainly aren't. St. Louis has lost five straight games by a combined total of 132-54, good for an average margin of defeat of 15.6 points per game. The Kurt Suzuki Jersey Rams have averaged 275 total yards per game over that stretch, a number that ranks dead last in the league by almost 15 full yards.Their quarterbacks -- and -- have been atrocious, which has caused the explosive to be bottled up before he can even break the line of scrimmage on nearly every run. In his first four games as St. Louis' starter, Gurley ran 88 times for 566 yards and two scores as he sprinted out to one of the most remarkable starts to a running back career we've ever seen. During that stretch, he averaged 3.22 yards per carry contact alone.During St. Louis' five-game losing R.A. Dickey Jersey streak, Gurley has averaged only 3.25 yards per carry , with his before contact average dropping all the way down to 0.87 yards. There are eight or nine defenders in the box on basically every play and he just has absolutely nowhere to go. And the quarterbacks can't manage to make the defense pay for stacking the line of scrimmage, so the Rams just float and flail away until the lead is too big to mount a comeback (which for some reason they usually attempt to do with Gurley off the field, because somehow gives them a better shot)."It's kind of a broken-record thing here with the offense," Fisher said. "We have got to get the offense fixed. Three first downs at halftime. I think we had six to start the fourth quarter. It doesn't give yourself a chance to be productive and win games. Defensively, just on the field way too much, way too much. Against that offense, they're going to score points."Fisher has decided that the Bob Uecker Jersey answer to this conundrum is to flip-flop at quarterback again, so he's going to start Keenum again next week against the Detroit Lions. It will most likely not work, and it should be received as as sure a sign as any that Fisher is not almost, but rather completely out of answers.